>1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He >acquired his size from too much pi. > >2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be >an optical Aleutian . > >3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. > >4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a >weapon of math disruption. > >5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. > >6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. > >7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum >Blownapart. > >8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. > >9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > >10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > >11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the >other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' > >12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. > >13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' > >14. A backward poet writes inverse. > >15. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count >that votes. > >16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine . > >17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess >looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per >passenger.' > >18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' > >19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. >Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and >heat it too. > >20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says >'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' > >21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? >His goal: transcend dental medication. > >22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at >least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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