Sunday, August 15, 2010


>1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He  >acquired his size from too much pi.  > >2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out  to be  >an optical Aleutian .  > >3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.  > >4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a  >weapon of math disruption.  > >5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.  > >6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.  > >7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum  >Blownapart.  > >8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.  > >9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.  > >10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  > >11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the  >other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'  > >12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.  > >13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'  > >14. A backward poet writes inverse.  > >15. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count  >that votes.  > >16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .  > >17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess  >looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per  >passenger.'  > >18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'  > >19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  >Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and  >heat it too.  > >20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says  >'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'  > >21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  >His goal: transcend dental medication.  > >22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at  >least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
--  New Truck Camper on Order it will look a lot Like This:

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