Friday, August 27, 2010




1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.

4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.

5 Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!

6.. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!

7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.

8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.

9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!

10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber with react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.

11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemcials will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.

12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your faucets, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.

13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

Pass this along to everybody you know who is looking for better and safer ways to solve life's everyday problems

--  I hope you have a nice day....

Friday, August 20, 2010

Be sure to always start your network in this sequence:

Be sure to always start your network in this sequence:

  1. Turn off and unplug the modem from it's power outlet, and turn off the router and computer.
  2. Turn on the modem, and wait two minutes
  3. Turn on the router and wait 1 minute
  4. Turn on the computer.
-- (Training Tutorials) 

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

My Wishes For You

My Wishes For You 

May peace break into your home and 

May thieves come to steal your debts. 

May the pockets of your jeans 

Become a magnet for $100 bills. 

May love stick to your face like Vaseline 

And may laughter assault your lips!

May happiness slap you across the face 

And may your tears be that of joy

May the problems you had 

Forget your home address!
--  New Truck Camper on Order it will look a lot Like This:

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Aunt Peg Frost


A Very sad moment.......

Aunt Peg Frost passed quietly to the other side this morning at 5 AM.........

Two days before her 85 Birthday........

Peg was one of the nicest ladies you would ever want to meet.......

Lots of Love to her and her family,
Roy and Joan


>1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He  >acquired his size from too much pi.  > >2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out  to be  >an optical Aleutian .  > >3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.  > >4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a  >weapon of math disruption.  > >5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.  > >6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.  > >7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum  >Blownapart.  > >8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.  > >9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.  > >10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.  > >11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the  >other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'  > >12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.  > >13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'  > >14. A backward poet writes inverse.  > >15. In a democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count  >that votes.  > >16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .  > >17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess  >looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per  >passenger.'  > >18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'  > >19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  >Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and  >heat it too.  > >20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says  >'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'  > >21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?  >His goal: transcend dental medication.  > >22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at  >least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
--  New Truck Camper on Order it will look a lot Like This:

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