*_And they ask---Why I Like Retirement?_*
*Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday *
*Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.*
*Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. *
*Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.*
*Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal *
*Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. *
*Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. *
*Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.. *
*Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
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